The important stuff they leave out of professional bios...

➤ Kindle in hand. Always. Give me a thriller I can’t figure out or a romantasy world I can get way too invested in and yep, I’m officially in my happy place.


➤ ➤ Watched Harry Potter for the first time at 30. While everyone else was discussing which Hogwarts house they belonged to, I was apparently living under a rock.


➤ ➤ ➤ Hocus Pocus. All October. On repeat. My most harmless toxic trait and I have zero plans to work on it.


➤ ➤ ➤ ➤ Turns out my dream life is wildly unglamorous. Give me a house in the woods. Good coffee. DIY projects. My partner + dogs. My kinda peak living.


Because “she seems awesome” probably shouldn’t be your only hiring criteria.

I get it. Good vibes only get us so far.


In case you’re sitting there thinking, “Did we just become friends?”

Yep. I think we did.

And if you’re also thinking, “Okay, but could she make my business feel a whole lot easier?” There’s only one way to find out.